Things My Children Have Done

  1. Climbed a tree without pants on
  2. Hammered a stake into a haybale using her helmeted head as the hammer.
    JUST REMEMBERED I TOOK A VIDEO OF THIS! Can you post videos on here?
  3. Sharted on my lap
  4. Colored in crayon on our IRS tax forms
  5. Tried to grow an apple tree by burying Apple seeds and watering with a cup full of glitter.
  6. Peed into the heating register/vent
  7. Told our old dog, while petting it sweetly, that when he died we were getting a puppy.
  8. Asked "who killed her!!?" When told that their 100yo great grandmother died.