Things My Children Have Done
- •Climbed a tree without pants on
- •Hammered a stake into a haybale using her helmeted head as the hammer.JUST REMEMBERED I TOOK A VIDEO OF THIS! Can you post videos on here?
- •Sharted on my lap
- •Colored in crayon on our IRS tax forms
- •Tried to grow an apple tree by burying Apple seeds and watering with a cup full of glitter.
- •Peed into the heating register/vent
- •Told our old dog, while petting it sweetly, that when he died we were getting a puppy.
- •Asked "who killed her!!?" When told that their 100yo great grandmother died.