- •The crazier the person, the better they are at dog grooming.
- •The more you like Baileys in your coffee, the more willing you are to ignore the fact that it's a cream based drink that doesn't get refrigerated
- •The larger the number of people, the slower "Happy Birthday" gets sung.
- •The more homophobic a man is, the less secure he is in his manhood.
- •The more clothes you have, the more likely you are to have nothing to wear.
- •The hotter the coffee, the more desperate you are for the caffeine.
- •The less confidence you have, the less the opposite sex will be interested in you.
- •The later you are for your flight, the more likely you are to be stuck behind a student driver.
- •The less you like cats, the more they like you.
- •The less you expect, the more you get.Suggested by @pili_ervin