OVERHEARD IN PROSPECT PARK

(an ongoing list)
  1. "I just want to understand the American male psyche of the mid-90s"
  2. person 1 (elderly man): "what would you do if I came home with a pet snake?"
    person 2 (very frail, elderly woman): "ha HA you woulda thought"
  3. "omg this is so Brooklyn of us"