THE TIME WHEN I PUT AN IGNORANT GIRL IN HER PLACE

Hi, I'm Erika, and most of the stories on this account will mainly consist of me being yelled at, getting in a fight (or confrontation of sorts), or putting someone in their place. Today we'll be talking about the ignorance of a girl in Coffee Culture and how I snatched her.
  1. During the summer of 2015 was when I began my deep love for poetry; writing it, reading it, and everything in between. I often sat in the summer heat outside a cafe near my house called, Coffee Culture. The environment the small place served was more than enough to get me going on my poetic path many days throughout this summer...
  2. One day I found it to be particularly chilly outside, so I decided to sit in the comfort of the aesthetically pleasing inside of the restaurant. As I sat and began writing my poetry, I fell into deep thought- even with the large amount of background noise as the place was quite filled...
  3. As I delved into my poems, I became aware of a girl yelling at me from across the table. Shocked, I looked up, finding her asking me in a rude tone, "ARE YOU DEAF?!" Flustered, I said nothing and she repeated again, "ARE. YOU. DEAF." Appalled by her ignorant choice of words, I decided to go along with it...
  4. "yes, actually" I said calmly, "I am deaf". Now I didn't mean to be mocking anyone based on their disabilities, but I wanted to scare that girl from ever saying something as rude and ignorant as she just did ever again. Her eyes widened and her boyfriend shook his head at her disapprovingly. "What do you want?" I said again in my calm tone...
  5. "Umm..." She stammered, "I uhh.. just wanted to know if I could um borrow um your chair." I looked at her and said, "You can take it, but what you said was very rude." She perked up into her original behaviour by saying something even stupider, "UMMMMM, IF YOU'RE DEAF, THEN HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT IM SAYING"...
  6. Even at this point her boyfriend was fed up, "Come on Bren, many deaf people can read lips are you actually serious?" Her cheeks blushed furiously as I smiled at her boyfriend and he reciprocated. As she went to walk away (in shame) she turned her head back to me and asked, "Who even are you?"...
  7. I replied briskly and said, "Heidi, my name is Heidi" and that was the birth of Heidi, the ignorance snatcher. The End.