1. First. It's in Spokane. No thank you.
  2. Where there is no power. And it just snowed. No thank you.
  3. It's over thanksgiving weekend. When I work.
  4. Also I normally don't even go back to Spokane for thanksgiving. Savin dat money for Christmas and Christmas presents!
  5. See reasons 1 &2
  6. I'm not getting you a gift.
  7. First there's the engagement party. Then the bridal shower. Maybe even a bachelorette party. Then the wedding itself.
  8. How much money am I supposed to spend on you? A person I haven't spoken to in person in a year?
  9. An evite? Seriously?
  10. Fuck you. Sorry I'm a bitch!!! #sorrynotsorry