REASONS WHY DD'ING IS THE ABSOLUTE WORST (AND THE ABSOLUTE BEST)

  1. People are stupid and drink too much and throw up and you have to take care of them and you get no sleep.
  2. Your friends are safe and it's all because of you.
  3. 🙃😷💩😤🙆🏽🍻🚙🗑🚽👍🏽🤘🏽