THINGS NOT TO SAY TO ME: A HELPFUL GUIDE

HOW DARE YOU
  1. "You're just not that funny, babe."
  2. "Are girls supposed to have hair there?"
  3. "We didn't invite you because we didn't think you'd come."
  4. "I didn't give you a +1 because I knew you wouldn't need one."
  5. "You should go out more! At least try to meet some new people."
  6. "I'm looking for a nice girl."
  7. "You'll find someone awesome soon!"
  8. "That's so basic."
  9. "You take forever to get ready!"
  10. "You're being a little dramatic."