1. "You're just not that funny, babe."
  2. "Are girls supposed to have hair there?"
  3. "We didn't invite you because we didn't think you'd come."
  4. "I didn't give you a +1 because I knew you wouldn't need one."
  5. "You should go out more! At least try to meet some new people."
  6. "I'm looking for a nice girl."
  7. "You'll find someone awesome soon!"
  8. "That's so basic."
  9. "You take forever to get ready!"
  10. "You're being a little dramatic."