ALL THE WAYS MY RAT-BASTARD HUSBAND IS TURNING ME INTO A YUPPY
If it wasn't for him I'd probably be living in a shed in my parents' backyard. @DCB
- •I have an iPhone.
- •I drive a car that is worth more than one thousand dollars.
- •I get sinus infections.The yuppiest of all sicknesses.
- •I sleep with a humidifier.
- •I use the Starbucks app.
- •I live in a two-story house.
- •I buy organic food.
- •I think commercial-free Hulu is one of the best things to happen to me in years.