Can I Whine for Like Half a Sec?

  1. Upstairs AC is broken
  2. Downstairs AC is dying
  3. Car 1 broken
  4. Car 2 AC broken
  5. Period
  6. Not pregnant
  7. Painful zit on jaw
  8. Back to work this week
  9. Nanny can't watch kid anymore
  10. Sorry to be a downer, guys, but August is TRYING TO KILL ME.