DEAR ____________,

  1. Dear Netflix,
    Recently watched should be at the top. Not suggestions.
  2. Dear book illustrators (or whoever),
    Please stop making baby Jesus white in every children's book about Christmas. He was not.
  3. Dear mom,
    Please stop talking so loudly.
  4. Dear library,
    Do you offer payment plans on late fees?
  5. Dear body,
    Please don't get sick this winter.
  6. Dear Secret Santa,
    I'm anxiously awaiting the arrival of my gift!
  7. Dear weather,
    Feel free to snow plenty this year. (Specifically on days I have to work.)
  8. Dear car,
    Please make it to 200,000 miles. Sorry I forget to change your oil. Promise I'll get to that soon.
  9. Dear Students,
    I know you're nervous about the uncertainty that comes with being away from the routine of school for two weeks but PLEASE help me keep my sanity for the next four days!
    Suggested by   @kate81
  10. Dear Blockbuster Video,
    Thanks for closing all of your locations therefore disregarding all my late fees.
    Suggested by   @ChristaBullock
  11. Dear Students,
    I know. I'm literally counting the minutes until we go on vacation too.
    Suggested by   @srsharms