FUNNY THINGS MY THIRD GRADERS HAVE SAID
- •This weekend I watched ET. It's a movie about a goblin.
- •Mrs. B, Mickey Mantle is dead.Ummm, okay.
- •I'm a boy. Nothing is gross.After I'd warned him about the gross taste you get when you lick an envelope closed.
- •How do you draw the Green Bay Packers thingamaBOOBer?Eight year olds never miss a chance to say boob.
- •I had to get a haircut so my mom could see my eyes.
- •You know what day I fear? The day animals learn to use weapons.