1. This weekend I watched ET. It's a movie about a goblin.
  2. Mrs. B, Mickey Mantle is dead.
    Ummm, okay.
  3. I'm a boy. Nothing is gross.
    After I'd warned him about the gross taste you get when you lick an envelope closed.
  4. How do you draw the Green Bay Packers thingamaBOOBer?
    Eight year olds never miss a chance to say boob.
  5. I had to get a haircut so my mom could see my eyes.
  6. You know what day I fear? The day animals learn to use weapons.