I JUST STRUCK OUT SO HARD AT GOODWILL THAT I'M A LITTLE DISORIENTED

  1. I had such a good feeling.
  2. I just knew I was going to find the suspenders and vest I needed.
  3. I'm supposed to dress up like a Newsie for a school/work event on Thursday.
    Weirdly, I already own three of those hats.
  4. This is my life.
  5. I guess I'll be driving my ass to another goodwill tomorrow.
    Pray the goodwill gods will look upon my request with favor.
  6. Did I mention I'm also working on making a six foot tall cardboard dinosaur? It also needs to be done by Thursday.
    P.S. I don't know that kid.
  7. P.P.S.
    Thursday is also my bday. I'm turning 31. 💃🏼