If I Was a Disease and You Caught Me, These Would Be Your Symptoms

Inspired by @ShawnKelly
  1. Incessant Smiling
  2. Chronic rereading and rewatching of the same ten books and movies you really love
  3. Sensitivity to cold desserts and loud noises
  4. Hyperawareness of how much like your mother you are becoming
  5. Memory lapses regarding when you showered last
  6. Itching to travel to warmer climes and/or any European country save Russia
  7. Flare ups of severe nostalgia that inhibit your ability to Mari Kondo your house