INSULTS FROM MY THIRD GRADERS

  1. "You sure do wear those pants a lot, Mrs. B."
    Thanks for pointing that out to everyone, Morgan.
  2. Me: In five years, I'll be 36.
    Langley: Oh Lord!
  3. Carson: You lose all your baby fat when you turn eight.
    Ella: No you don't. Look at Mrs. B's cheeks!