LISTS I THINK ABOUT OFTEN BUT CAN'T FIND

Please point me in the direction of these magnificent lists. I'll link to them if they are found!
  1. Someone went on a date with a guy and they were at his apartment watching tv. They were making something in the oven and the timer went off. The guy pauses the show and says, "This is the worst part." And he goes and opens the oven and pulls the cookie sheet out WITH HIS BARE HANDS while screaming. The girl left shortly after that.
  2. The correct spelling of the shortened word for casual.