My Kingdom for...

  1. a kick-ass sectional sofa.
  2. an everlasting phone battery.
  3. paid maternity leave.
  4. a taco truck that comes to my house a few times a week.
  5. someone else to do the paperwork to roll over my old 401k.
  6. Hamilton tickets.
  7. my kid to take a three hour nap.
  8. free airline tickets.
  9. world peace.