PARTS OF THE PARTY FOR WHICH I'M THANKFUL

Last night I hosted a Halloween party. Here are some reasons it rocked.
  1. Everyone who spilled wine spilled it on the linoleum, not the carpet!
    Myself included.
  2. Everyone had amazing costumes.
    My friends are not too cool for school. And for that I am grateful.
  3. Someone brought a dip made in a cast-iron skillet.
    Because she knows I have a deep love for food made in such a glorious manner.
  4. There was a bonfire.
    How better to celebrate this fine fall season! And who cares that I'm the only one who ate a s'more?
  5. There was dancing!
    You get to a point in your life when the wedding invitations stop flooding in, you realize you're too old for bars, and the only time you dance anymore is while driving. This is a sad time in life. But luckily, every once in a while, a happening party comes along and you get to dance your guts out once again.
  6. It was over by 11:15.
    To some that might seem lame but to me it was perfect.