Inspired by @joemurphy (Actually nothing keeps me up at night bc sleeping is something at which I excel.)
  1. Is this really all there is to my life?
    Am I already settled? Is teaching it for me?
  2. Are my parents happy?
  3. Am I a shitty person?
    I'm kind of shitty. But I'm also loving and lovable so does that cover up my shittiness?
  4. Will I ever have more babies?
    Why won't my body let me have more babies yet?
  5. Does my dentist ever think of me randomly?
  6. When is my car going to die?
  7. When am I going to die?
  8. What can I list about next?
  9. I wonder who has notifications on for me?
  10. Will I ever get to see Hamilton?