1. Reading a (good) tweet is like eating a single semi-sweet chocolate chip.
  2. Reading a graphic novel is like munching on really pretty finger foods.
  3. Reading short stories is like eating fancy tapas.
    Ultimately unsatisfying, imo.
  4. Reading a play is like eating one bite of each item on your plate in a rotation.
    Chicken. Rice. Zucchini. Repeat.
  5. Reading a list is like eating a kickass basket of chili cheese fries.
  6. Reading a novel is like devouring the most deliciously satisfying bacon cheeseburger you've ever had.