Reasons my Life is in Shambles

It's *possible* I'm being *slightly* dramatic.
  1. My toddler is a toddler.
    If I blink things like this happen. Whiteout everywhere. And it isn't coming off.
  2. This dog is the worst.
    Guys. She pees in my house. IN MY FUCKING HOUSE. I'd kill her if I thought there was even a 1% chance my husband wouldn't divorce me immediately.
  3. I value a temporary fix over a long-term solution.
    I don't really know how to change this about myself.
  4. I'm too busy/I lack boundaries.
    I need to say no more often.
  5. I need to cool it.