Being negative is a bit off brand for me (so is saying trendy things like "off brand") but sometimes it's therapeutic, right?
  1. No coffee
    Well, there was coffee but no sugar. Plenty of Splenda and Equal and Sweet & Low but I don't mess with that weird non-sugar shit.
  2. No coffee
    I went to the next workroom and this time there was coffee AND sugar BUT NO CREAMER. I tried. But it was so gross. So again, no coffee.
  3. One of my students got sent to the principal's office.
    He breaks my heart, y'all. I really love this kid but he is so EXHAUSTING.
  4. No wine. I fixed that real quick.
  5. Wine spilled.
    Damn. Now I have to clean.