Sprinkle These Things around Your House to Keep Me from Entering
Inspired by @marymurphy
- •Dogs that are no longer puppiesSworn enemies
- •Milk chocolateGrow a pair
- •The obituary of John GoodmanMy biggest fear actually
- •Anne Hathaway in Ella EnchantedNOPE
- •Iceburg lettuceThe devil's limp vegetable
- •Fanfic art by people who ship Snape and HermioneDeeply disturbing. DO NOT GOOGLE THIS.
- •Pet rats and ferretsWhat is wrong with you people?
- •My mom talking on the phoneToo loud, mom. Always too loud.
- •Shutterfly CouponsImmediate guilt and anxiety. Must use! Must make photo book!
- •Very rich peopleI'm easily intimidated by ritziness
- •Mr. PibbVile substitute!
- •Ayn Rand booksFear I'll agree with something
- •Disco musicI'd really rather die