Inspired by @marymurphy
  1. Dogs that are no longer puppies
    Sworn enemies
  2. Milk chocolate
    Grow a pair
  3. The obituary of John Goodman
    My biggest fear actually
  4. Anne Hathaway in Ella Enchanted
  5. Iceburg lettuce
    The devil's limp vegetable
  6. Fanfic art by people who ship Snape and Hermione
    Deeply disturbing. DO NOT GOOGLE THIS.
  7. Pet rats and ferrets
    What is wrong with you people?
  8. My mom talking on the phone
    Too loud, mom. Always too loud.
  9. Shutterfly Coupons
    Immediate guilt and anxiety. Must use! Must make photo book!
  10. Very rich people
    I'm easily intimidated by ritziness
  11. Mr. Pibb
    Vile substitute!
  12. Ayn Rand books
    Fear I'll agree with something
  13. Disco music
    I'd really rather die