Thanks, Brett.
  1. Sweet little Amie was just wandering through the aviary when ...
  2. Splatt!
  3. A bird pooped on my head.
  4. My teacher spent several minutes (an eternity) trying to wipe it out with a few napkins while the rest of the class looked on.
  5. One girl called me Pooper Scooper for a few weeks.
  6. I'm still friends with many kids I went to elementary school with so it comes up at least once every few years.
  7. This is actually my least exciting bird poop story.
  8. Here they all are in one list: ALL THE TIMES I'VE BEEN POOPED ON BY A BIRD
  9. 🐦 💩