The Time A Bird Pooped On My Head On A Fourth-Grade Zoo Field Trip
- •Sweet little Amie was just wandering through the aviary when ...
- •A bird pooped on my head.
- •My teacher spent several minutes (an eternity) trying to wipe it out with a few napkins while the rest of the class looked on.
- •One girl called me Pooper Scooper for a few weeks.
- •I'm still friends with many kids I went to elementary school with so it comes up at least once every few years.
- •This is actually my least exciting bird poop story.
- •Here they all are in one list: ALL THE TIMES I'VE BEEN POOPED ON BY A BIRD
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