THINGS I'LL NEVER WEAR

I'm a jeans, gray t-shirt and loafers kind of girl.
  1. Camo anything
  2. Sports jerseys
    Unless it's a quidditch jersey
  3. Birthday suit with socks
    Naked with socks on is never okay
  4. Pink
  5. Yellow
    Unless it's mustardy
  6. An Ed Hardy shirt
  7. Daisy Dukes
    Unless I magically become 17 again
  8. Fake nails
  9. Rollerblades
  10. Thong underwear
    I just don't get it.
  11. A tattoo of someone's face
  12. A romper
    Getting mostly naked just to pee, no thanks.
  13. Pigtails
    Like rompers, pigtails are really only acceptable on preschoolers.
  14. Cher's If I Could Turn Back Time outfit.
    Although secretly I'd love to