THINGS I'LL NEVER WEAR
I'm a jeans, gray t-shirt and loafers kind of girl.
- •Camo anything
- •Sports jerseysUnless it's a quidditch jersey
- •Birthday suit with socksNaked with socks on is never okay
- •YellowUnless it's mustardy
- •An Ed Hardy shirt
- •Daisy DukesUnless I magically become 17 again
- •Fake nails
- •Thong underwearI just don't get it.
- •A tattoo of someone's face
- •A romperGetting mostly naked just to pee, no thanks.
- •PigtailsLike rompers, pigtails are really only acceptable on preschoolers.
- •Cher's If I Could Turn Back Time outfit.Although secretly I'd love to