1. Today I accidentally told a kid that Santa doesn't exist.
    That's the danger of working with 8 year olds.
  2. How many times I've had Taco Bell for dinner in the past three weeks
    Six times
  3. How often I overdraft my account
  4. How recently I've watched the Twilight movies
    Last week
  5. How long it's been since I've showered
    3 days. Possibly 4.