THINGS I'M PRETTY SURE I COULD DO IF IT WAS AN EMERGENCY

Well hello title wave - Inspired by @joemurphy
  1. Survive in a post-apocalyptic world
  2. Eat fish as my only meat for the rest of my life
  3. Shave my head
  4. Chug a pint of beer
  5. Hide someone in my attic
  6. Jump from my second story window and walk away uninjured
  7. Make a celebrity fall in love with me
  8. Kill a man
  9. Carry a toddler on a long journey
    I'd give up two minutes in.