THINGS I'M SUSPICIOUS OF

  1. Blu Ray discs
    Not even trying to look different than a DVD.
  2. Yogurt
    You're telling me live bacteria is a good thing? Just no.
  3. Morning people
    Aliens.
  4. Waist trainers
    Suggested by   @shanaz
  5. Strangers who buy me a free drink
    There are always strings
    Suggested by   @kate81
  6. Chia seeds
    I don't understand them yet I continue to put them in my smoothies and feel so damn healthy doing it.
    Suggested by   @classyAF
  7. Craft beer
    It all tastes the damn same.
    Suggested by   @classyAF
  8. Bloggers that all of a sudden become tea merchants
    Suggested by   @classyAF
  9. Quinoa
    No one pronounces it right the first time. EVER.
    Suggested by   @michellejennifer
  10. Truffles
    I don't think I even know what they are.
    Suggested by   @lgw
  11. People who don't drink hot drinks
    Who are they? What does it mean? Why??
    Suggested by   @DawnCloud
  12. Cross fit
    All that extreme lifting of heavy things can't be good. As I fear it is a cult.
    Suggested by   @margotc
  13. The Property Brothers
    I'm not convinced they actually get people the best bang for their buck. And their twinness creeps me out.
    Suggested by   @bware427
  14. Thermostats
    They never work correctly and are always changing the temperature and controlling us.
    Suggested by   @luchag