THINGS I WILL CUT YOU OVER

  1. Not recycling!
    And by cut you I mean I will sort through and separate your garbage for you.
  2. Littering!
    And by cut you I mean I will walk behind you and pick up whatever you dropped and place it in the closest appropriate receptacle.
  3. Putting lettuce on my crunchwrap supreme!
    And by cut you I mean I will begrudgingly eat that lettuce-filled crunchwrap supreme. And probably cry a little.