Requested by biz

THINGS THAT MAKE ME UNCOMFORTABLE

Danke for the request, @biz ! And I ranked them because some made me physically cringe just writing about them.
  1. 1.
    Thong Underwear.
  2. 2.
    Dogs that hump people's legs.
  3. 3.
    Being in the backseat of a two-door car and the person in the front seat won't get out quickly enough.
  4. 4.
    Disappointing someone I really care about.
  5. 5.
    The thought that I'm wasting my life doing lots of little things instead of working hard toward one big thing.
    I have no clue what that big thing would be. And that also makes me uncomfortable.
  6. 6.
    When a fiction book I'm reading ends up having rape, incest or any twisted sexual element.
  7. 7.
    When a professional athlete makes a silly mistake in the game.
  8. 8.
    The smell of other people's feet and farts.
  9. 9.
    The "can we talk" text.
  10. 10.
    Bras.
  11. 11.
    When I know I ought to apologize like a grown ass women but flake out instead.
  12. 12.
    Hating the most recent album release of my favorite singer/songwriter.
    WHY, PATTY GRIFFIN, WHY?!?!
  13. 13.
    Loud noises.
  14. 14.
    Extreme heat or cold.
  15. 15.
    Overly bright overhead lights.
  16. 16.
    Unsolicited advice.
  17. 17.
    When my in-laws talk about politics.
  18. 18.
    Doing math in front of anyone older than a third grader.
  19. 19.
    When someone tells me they have a surprise for me but it isn't then immediately disclosed what said surprise is.
  20. 20.
    When someone says they loved a book I hated.
  21. 21.
    The knowledge that every day I'm turning more and more into my mother.
  22. 22.
    When my daughter's preschool teachers sent home a note telling me to cut up the grapes I send to school.
  23. 23.
    Contact lenses after a few hours.
  24. 24.
    When someone has their iPhone keyboard clicks on.
  25. 25.
    Knowing I have written a check to someone and not knowing when or if they'll actually cash it.