Requested by Jill


  1. Go early because a zillion people will show up around noon.
  2. Bring a sun hat or all your pics will look like this:
  3. Bring a beautiful two year old who will make you love life bc she gets so excited over every apple.
  4. Bribe said two year old with a cider donut to make her sit with her baby cousin for pictures.
  5. Pretend you are Naomi Watts with the giant gorilla statue.*
    *May not be an applicable tip at all apple picking establishments.
  6. Take
  7. Way
  8. Way
  9. Too
  10. Many
  11. Pictures
  12. Buy some adorable gourds.