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  1. Go early because a zillion people will show up around noon.
  2. Bring a sun hat or all your pics will look like this:
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  3. Bring a beautiful two year old who will make you love life bc she gets so excited over every apple.
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  4. Bribe said two year old with a cider donut to make her sit with her baby cousin for pictures.
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  5. Pretend you are Naomi Watts with the giant gorilla statue.*
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    *May not be an applicable tip at all apple picking establishments.
  6. Take
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  7. Way
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  8. Way
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  9. Too
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  10. Many
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  11. Pictures
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  12. Buy some adorable gourds.
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