This list is not for everyone.
- •If you want to sit still for like ten minutes just fill up some bowls and cups with water.Get a bonus minute if you put dish soap in the water to make bubbles.
- •Be prepared for minimal privacy.Your body went from being a wonderland for your husband to a playground for your kids.
- •Always bring an extra swim diaper to the pool.Bc your child will 100% poop the minute you get there.
- •Invest in a sand table and baby pool.You will get anywhere from 3 to 12 whole minutes of time to sit down.
- •The car makes a great playground.
- •Let them eat naked.
- •Actually, just let them do most things naked. Or nearly so.