Toddler Tips

This list is not for everyone.
  1. If you want to sit still for like ten minutes just fill up some bowls and cups with water.
    Get a bonus minute if you put dish soap in the water to make bubbles.
  2. Be prepared for minimal privacy.
    Your body went from being a wonderland for your husband to a playground for your kids.
  3. Always bring an extra swim diaper to the pool.
    Bc your child will 100% poop the minute you get there.
  4. Invest in a sand table and baby pool.
    You will get anywhere from 3 to 12 whole minutes of time to sit down.
  5. The car makes a great playground.
  6. Let them eat naked.
  7. Actually, just let them do most things naked. Or nearly so.