@justjills makes everything better. Especially wine club. I thought about adding context to these but they're almost better without it.
  1. I don't want to get shwasted.
  2. I would drink a bottle of almost anything.
  3. My lips are going numb.
  4. Made me want to close my legs.
  5. It's my dream to win one of these fucking wine contests.
  6. Who's Sarah?
    Sarah was sitting exactly across from us.