REASONS WHY I AM AWAKE AT 4:00 AM

I have to be up by 5AM to get ready for work and I find myself lying in bed, half fascinated by this app, half sleepy and completely tired.
  1. 1.
    It's very cold. Now keep in mind, it's Canada. So it makes complete sense as to why I'm shivering. I can't help but feel like this guy. Here's Johnnyyyyyyyyy🔪🔪🔪
  2. 2.
    I drank too much coffee. I'm talking on the scale of 1-10, Lorelai Gilmore amounts of coffee. More than usual I think. The double-double I had may have hit the spot a couple of hours ago... But now I'm wide awake (no Katy Perry tho)
  3. 3.
    I think there's a raccoon outside my window. I don't really want to confirm this but the scratching I'm hearing is NOT a branch, sounds like there's a deadly animal trying to come in. Oh god.
  4. 4.
    I'm going to regret this later. 😴😴😴