REASONS WHY I AM AWAKE AT 4:00 AM
I have to be up by 5AM to get ready for work and I find myself lying in bed, half fascinated by this app, half sleepy and completely tired.
- 1.It's very cold. Now keep in mind, it's Canada. So it makes complete sense as to why I'm shivering. I can't help but feel like this guy. Here's Johnnyyyyyyyyy🔪🔪🔪
- 2.I drank too much coffee. I'm talking on the scale of 1-10, Lorelai Gilmore amounts of coffee. More than usual I think. The double-double I had may have hit the spot a couple of hours ago... But now I'm wide awake (no Katy Perry tho)
- 3.I think there's a raccoon outside my window. I don't really want to confirm this but the scratching I'm hearing is NOT a branch, sounds like there's a deadly animal trying to come in. Oh god.
- 4.I'm going to regret this later. 😴😴😴