CRITICISMS I'VE RECEIVED SINCE ARRIVING FOR THANKSGIVING LAST NIGHT

  1. "You buy your jeans like that?"
    My grandmother upon seeing my ripped jean aesthetic
  2. "You've messed these up ALREADY?"
    My dad as he shined my shoes that I've had for less than a month
  3. *side eye* "Be my guest"
    My aunt after I questioned her ability to open an expensive bottle of white wine
  4. "Ashley, your hair actually looks good today"
    My grandma who continually questions my decision to go natural
  5. Self shame cause I just realized I've had the same Thanksgiving aesthetic for the past few years 🙃
  6. To be continued cause the shade round here don't stop