ENTIRELY INAPPROPRIATE NAMES I'VE BEEN CALLED BY @APRILKQUIOH

Y'all know she's evil right?
  1. A Manila envelope
  2. A banana
  3. A banana creme pie
  4. A piece of pound cake
  5. A cornstalk
  6. A old phonebook
  7. I'm too emotionally scarred to remember anymore, @aprilkquioh WOULD YOU LIKE TO ADD?