HORRENDOUS QUOTES FROM MY STUDENTS 📂

I taught at a high school film institute this summer. Neverthefuckagain. See: THE TERRORS OF HIGH SCHOOL SUMMER CAMPS
  1. "Have you ever seen Jon Stewart (read: daily show)? You look just like Jessica Williams."
    I do not.
  2. "I wanna go to Qatar. Just kidding, they hate Jewish people"
    Overwhelmed by his self-awareness
  3. "Sushi is my life"
    They ordered this in 2-3x a week DESPITE being on a free meal plan
  4. "I'm scared of them the most when they all get together" -a fellow faculty associate
  5. *doesn't laugh at racist joke* "Ashley!! I thought no matter what, we have the same experience??" -a black student who regularly played out black stereotypes around her white counterparts
    I had to pull her aside on SEVERAL occasions
  6. "Did you all white balance this? It's really green" "You can fix it really easily in post"
    *sigh*
  7. "You know we're rich. But we're still ghetto." -affluent white student
    I give up.