Any ideas on how to go about achieving these would be gr8
  1. 1.
    Clip my ends
  2. 2.
    Digest spicy food
  3. 3.
    Hold it together. I cry at everything remotely cute/heartbreaking that exists around me
    Like this picture from BuzzFeed's snap chat. LOOK HOW CUTE
  4. 4.
    Change my oil/tires
    This is especially annoying when your dad works for a motor company but hesitantly shares knowledge with you
  5. 5.
    Get oil stains out of clothing
    Especially hard for us women of color 😭
  6. 6.
    Cook gourmet meals
    Shouldn't I like, idk, know how to make filet mignon by now? Or greens? Or ribs? Ugh.
  7. 7.
    Distinguish white people from one another
  8. 8.
    Give a fuck