Any ideas on how to go about achieving these would be gr8
  1. Clip my ends
  2. Digest spicy food
  3. Hold it together. I cry at everything remotely cute/heartbreaking that exists around me
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    Like this picture from BuzzFeed's snap chat. LOOK HOW CUTE
  4. Change my oil/tires
    This is especially annoying when your dad works for a motor company but hesitantly shares knowledge with you
  5. Get oil stains out of clothing
    Especially hard for us women of color 😭
  6. Cook gourmet meals
    Shouldn't I like, idk, know how to make filet mignon by now? Or greens? Or ribs? Ugh.
  7. Distinguish white people from one another
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  8. Give a fuck