MY RATCHET PHILOSOPHY
A concept 22 years in the making
- •Knowing every word to Webbie's "My People"And being surprised when those around me do not
- •Sometimes standing on tables in a drunken stuporBut really I'm just tryna live life
- •Freely spitting Boosie lyrics while out on a runI frightened the shit outta this white woman once
- •Occasionally twerking to GospelI know, it's bad, but at least it's in the name of Jesus?
- •Feeling truly at home in places like King of DiamondsYaaas bitch, pop it for a real one
- •Entertaining a security guard for a full ten minutes & giving him a photoshoot
- •In the words of Jeezy da truth, "Now I'm ya favorite rapper's favorite rapper. Now I'm ya favorite trapper's favorite trapper."