PHRASES AND/OR WORDS MY MOM USES TO INSULT ME

To be fair, she pretty much waited until I was of age to begin using these
  1. "OhKAY, let's be DRAMATIC"
    When I act minimally dramatic
  2. "Minding"
    When I simply ask what she's up to
  3. "Heiffer"
  4. "Cow"
  5. Literally just "bitch"
    But usually with sweet hesitation
  6. It's all love though?