THOUGHT PROCESS IN THE 38TH ST WALMART

Where ratchetry comes to thrive
  1. A baby screams while grabbing for a busted toy on the ground
    I fucking hate this place.
  2. I find black girl conditioner, phone accessories, and milk all in the same place
    I fucking love this place.
  3. I lose my mother somewhere down the cosmetics rabbit hole
    I fucking hate this place.
  4. She offers to cover the entire bill.
    I fucking love this place.
  5. 2 teenage, larger-than-life associates cackle in the clothing department while not doing shit.
    I fucking hate this place.
  6. I find socks, gloves, & leggings for less than $10.
    I fucking love this place.
  7. I see the whole damn city of Indianapolis in the span on a 30 min trip (including that classmate I've been actively avoiding since 2010)
    I fucking hate this place.
  8. I stock my entire fridge, dresser, & cabinets for under $50
    Biiiitch?!?! I fucking love this place.