CRAZY THINGS MY HUSBAND SAID/DID YESTERDAY
@Hoogie is funny and so not serious at all
- •Him: "I love you so much. You're so cute and beautiful." / Me: "Aww, I lov—" / *suddenly puts my head in headlock* "STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!!! Ahhhh!!"
- •Me: "Get your leg off of me please. It is so hot." / Him: *scowl* / Me: Why is your comfort more important than mine?" / Him: "Because I'm a man and this is a patriarchy."😂 he couldn't even say it with a straight face
- •Him: *poking my belly* Are you sure this is all the baby?😱 No, okay! All I've been able to keep down for the last 5 weeks is carbs and grapefruit juice! 😩😭