@Hoogie is funny and so not serious at all
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    Him: "I love you so much. You're so cute and beautiful." / Me: "Aww, I lov—" / *suddenly puts my head in headlock* "STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!!! Ahhhh!!"
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    Me: "Get your leg off of me please. It is so hot." / Him: *scowl* / Me: Why is your comfort more important than mine?" / Him: "Because I'm a man and this is a patriarchy."
    😂 he couldn't even say it with a straight face
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    Him: *poking my belly* Are you sure this is all the baby?
    😱 No, okay! All I've been able to keep down for the last 5 weeks is carbs and grapefruit juice! 😩😭