FOODS I'M AFRAID TO EAT IN PUBLIC BECAUSE OF DIRTY-MINDED PEOPLE

I guess this makes me one of them...
  1. Lollipops
    Thanks, Lil Wayne.
  2. Burgers
    Thanks, Paris Hilton.
  3. Hot dogs
    I've never eaten a hot dog but I'm definitely not starting now.
  4. Bananas
    Thanks, freaks everywhere.
  5. Popsicles and/or ice-cream cones 🍦
    Get your own, pervs *bites* 😙
    Suggested by   @aida
  6. Corn dogs for sure! Also those huge pickles.
    Suggested by   @stephaniehail