Requested by alana

FOREIGN OBJECTS I HAVE REMOVED FROM BUTTS

These are the most memorable ones. A follow-up list to this list: FOREIGN OBJECTS I HAVE REMOVED FROM PATIENTS' BODIES IN THE LAST SIX MONTHS. Thanks @alanarogerrrrs for the request.
  1. A carrot.
    Approximately 7" long. Male, 20s.
  2. Zucchini
    8" x 2" wide - a very large zucchini, indeed. Male, 30s.
  3. Banana
    Still in its peel, thankfully (easier to remove, obvi). Approx 8". Male, 20s.
  4. Marbles, varying sizes, from one patient.
    Female, 30s.
  5. Razor blades
    Ugh. The worst. So much blood. Patient was a drug-seeking female in her 20s complaining of rectal pain in the ER.
  6. Glass Coca-Cola bottle
  7. Rolling pin
  8. Billiard balls
    Male, 41, mentioned in this list: FOREIGN OBJECTS I HAVE REMOVED FROM PATIENTS' BODIES IN THE LAST SIX MONTHS. Balls used: 3 (stripes) and 8-ball.
  9. Dildo
    Veiny, 6", peach-colored; male, 50s.
  10. Butt plug
    Female, 20s; during a trauma exam due to a car accident. The butt plug was found incidentally during the secondary survey.
  11. A condom filled with heroin
    Removed very carefully. Female, 20s, drug mule (from my days working in Camden, NJ).
  12. Barbie doll, clothing removed and hair chopped off (extra creepy).
    Male, 17. The doll belonged to his mother, an avid Barbie collector. She was pissed!