HOW TO DUMP SOMEONE

A significant other, friend, acquaintance, or business associate... What's your chosen dumping technique? For the record, I am not dumping @Hoogie 😘
  1. It's not you, it's me.
    Classic
  2. It's not me, it's YOU!
    Suggested by   @mosibyl
  3. We both know this isn't working.
    It forces them to pause and think about everything and allows you to run away.
    Suggested by   @colls39
  4. Kill them with kindness and if they ignore you, ignore back.
    Only say "hi" or respond to their greetings if any. Otherwise, be friendly but not necessarily a friend. Not the nicest thing to hear but it is realistic. Roommates are prime subjects in this.
    Suggested by   @BrentMWiggins
  5. Not recommended, but effective😱
    Suggested by   @cvlop61
  6. From a past relationship where they were a good person and I was a piece of shit "I can't keep putting you through my catastrophe of a life. You deserve better." Painful, but the right thing to do at the time. We are back together now and I'm a different person.
    Suggested by   @texascut
  7. Panic about the fact that the relationship isn't going well, don't talk to them for a month, and then have an awkward "so we both are that things here are not ideal" kind of talk
    Definitely not the best way to break up, also definitely the way I just broke up with my boyfriend last week
    Suggested by   @allisonlantagne