1. Seriously. Wasted $300. So pissed.
  2. My old college roommate and I were hanging out in NYC and each bought a few hundred bucks worth of high quality weed.
  3. Then we realized we bought too much weed for just the two of us.
  4. We decided to see how much we could get through in one evening (bad idea).
  5. I rolled a joint and lit it up, and was about to take a puff when I remembered...
  6. I can't smoke weed because I could lose my job.
    They drug test me all the time.
  7. So now I have $300 worth of weed that I can never smoke.
  8. What a shitty situation to be in.
  9. Good thing I was dreaming.