MY SISTER IS THIRSTY FOR LISTAPP

My sister is an Android user. A week ago, she was visiting and I showed her this great app. Here's a sampling on her latest communications:
  1. On Facebook: Somebody! Anybody! . . . lend me an iPad touch, iPhone, or iPad plz! #dying
    Follow up comment: Damn them to Smithereens!
  2. This Facebook post:
  3. This text chain:
  4. This text chain:
  5. This:
  6. This:
  7. @bjnovak @dev so, when can we expect release for android?