THINGS I DIAGNOSED MYSELF WITH THIS WEEK

This is what happens when you know too much! Kind of like googling your own brain.. Only the scary stuff shows up.
  1. A brain tumor
    I had a headache.
  2. Metastatic cancer
    I felt kinda nauseated.
  3. Parkinson's disease
    My hand was twitching.
  4. A slipped disk pressing on my spinal cord
    My arm was tingling.
  5. Multiple sclerosis
    All of the above.
  6. Leukemia
    No rationale for this one.
  7. Wilson's disease
    No rationale either.
  8. Death
    Yep, I'm already dead. Might as well stop brainstorming.