THINGS I WANT LEO TO DO DURING HIS ACCEPTANCE SPEECH WHEN HE WINS AN OSCAR TONIGHT

  1. Finally lose his cool for not winning again
  2. Choke on his dinner when he realizes he actually did win
  3. Gloat
  4. Make it rain
  5. End by calling the Academy on their BS with a riveting speech about the lack of diversity and uphill battle for minorities in the film industry, and their lack of representation at the Oscars.