Things not to do at the airport boarding gate

All currently happening
  1. Violate my personal space with your bags, jacket, and pannus
    😡
  2. Allow your child to run amuck screaming at the top of his lungs while you are busy browsing insta
  3. Apply ointments to your open leg wound
    And then proceed to eat your lunch without washing your nasty hands 😵
  4. Play endless snapchat snaps with your volume at full blast and no headphones on
  5. Anybody else hate airline travel?