STRONG OPINIONS I VOICED TODAY

I am 100% right
  1. Pie is better than cake but desserts are generally a waste of time
    cheese plate is where it's at people
  2. Not everything that runs around in a martini glass is a martini
    gin, dry vermouth, and a lemon twist or olive. That's it
  3. Kim looks great as a blonde
  4. I want Janelle and Christine on Sister Wives to take their kids, move in together, and go all Howards End on everybody.
  5. Don't get suckered into a conversation about Israel and Palestine online. It's a TRAP
  6. American babies should embrace fragrances like their french counterparts